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Diary
By coryking (Tue Aug 29, 2006 at 10:07:25 PM EST) (all tags)
Ingredients:

one Hax0red SuSE box
one copy of PuTTy
two (2) open SSH sessions
fresh gentoo binaries

  • Start by logging into your hax0red box
  • Using the binaries, liberally apply tar, bzip2, emerge and gcc
  • In a seperate bowl, compile the source of one linux kernel, being sure to leave no modules in the bowl.
  • Combine your kernel and binaries
  • Use your text editor to slightly combine your servers IP, default gateway, and dns servers
  • Cross fingers, start pinging your server, pray and reboot.
If your pings start working again, enjoy your new Gentoo (tm) brand operating system!


If your pings do not work, please RTFM

Full discussion: http://www.hulver.com/scoop/story/2006/8/29/22725/8055